Grape varieties that sound like stripper names:
- Midnight Beauty
- Black Fantasy
- Red Flame
- Crimson Seedless?
Meanwhile, I puzzled for days over what the little seal on the Menindees box could mean. This (usually) dry, inland area is not generally known for its performing aquatic mammals, after all. Could it be a printer malfunction? An animal lover's prank? A secret code? Turns out it's the farm's "seal of quality". Daaaaaaaaaad!